Seemingly unable to decide which immigrants he hates the most, Donald Trump has been on a tear on social media today. It was, of course, aimed at Kamala Harris, his opponent in the presidential race, who he is now blaming for “killing” the “legacy and rights” of Blacks and Hispanics.

There’s a lot to unpack here. But let’s start with the most annoying part of all first.

As much as I hate the phrase “He wants to have his cake and eat it too” — what ARE you doing with cake, then? — you know what I mean here. Trump spent the first part of his campaign saying that Harris had done nothing, accomplished nothing, and been a nobody as Vice President.

Now the way that he and JD Vance (and their supporters) talk about her, it sounds like they think she’s already gotten a promotion. Everything is her fault. Even the Haitian immigrants that came here legally while Trump was in office are somehow invading Ohio, and it’s Kamala’s fault. Even the upward trend of Hispanic immigration that began in Trump’s first term is Kamala’s fault.

Even things that Kamala Harris has absolutely no control over are her fault.

So getting that out of the way, we move on to what he actually said on Truth Social today:

“Illegal Migrants who are POURING INTO OUR COUNTRY, in record numbers, are taking the JOBS away from Black and Hispanic people who have held them for years. It is devastating for the Black and Hispanic patriots of our Nation. These jobs are not replaceable, and never will be because, under Comrade Kamala Harris, the Border will be WIDE OPEN and there will always be more people coming in, many of them terrorists and criminals, than jobs available.”

Wait, that’s just the intro. I just wanted to pause here and reflect that he was kind of forced to speculate — the Border will be, he said — because Kamala is not the president right now and has no influence on border policy.

He went on, and was clearly worked up at this point:

“KAMALA IS KILLING BLACK AND HISPANIC HERITAGE, SHE IS KILLING THEIR LEGACY AND THEIR RIGHTS. REGISTER AND VOTE FOR YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME. NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Again, lots to unpack there, but let’s all agree on this. If you saw a t-shirt with Trump’s face on it and the phrase “VOTE FOR YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME” on it, you might reasonably assume it was designed by a kid running for 8th grade ASB president who had won in the 6th grade.

Also, how is it that migrants are stealing Black and Hispanic jobs? In the case of Springfield, that was a mainly white town, and the white people didn’t want to do the entry level jobs the companies had available. So Haitians came in and worked those jobs and worked them well.

All of this was shouted a little louder for the tiniest penises in the back, though. It came on the heels of a previous rant today, that had impossibly even more capital letters in it:

“Allowing millions of people, from places unknown, to INVADE and take over our Country, is an unpardonable sin. OUR BORDERS MUST BE CLOSED, AND THE TERRORISTS, CRIMINALS, AND MENTALLY INSANE, IMMEDIATELY REMOVED FROM AMERICAN CITIES AND TOWNS, DEPORTED BACK TO THEIR COUNTIES OF ORIGIN. WE WANT PEOPLE TO COME INTO OUR COUNTRY, BUT THEY MUST LOVE OUR NATION, AND COME IN LEGALLY AND THROUGH A SYSTEM OF MERIT. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US AS FOOLS, THEY ARE STEALING OUR JOBS AND OUR WEALTH. WE CANNOT LET THEM LAUGH ANY LONGER. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Oh, a quick one to finish the night (so far), was him screaming, “TO ALL SENIOR CITIZENS: I AM GOING TO ELIMINATE THE TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY. KAMALA IS GOING TO INCREASE YOUR TAXES, SUBSTANTIALLY! VOTE TRUMP!”

This is something that will never happen and is pure pandering. Kamala will be raising taxes…but ONLY on the super rich, people like Trump and Elon Musk.

Personally, I couldn’t laugh any louder.