In the wake of all the revelations that have been coming out about Trump and his former friend Jeffrey Epstein, we thought we’d talk about some of the more disgusting things the former president has done as an entitled, rich, womanizing piece of trash.

Boy! That comes on a little strong as an opening line, doesn’t it?

I guess what I mean is, while nobody is ever going to come close to Epstein on the “Gross Little Goblin of a Sex Pest” scale, Trump certainly has given him a run for his money. And with Epstein now passed (R.I.H.), Trump still has a chance to eclipse him.

We can get the softball stuff out of the way pretty quickly:

It’s honestly hard to think of anyone who has more publicly and notoriously cheated on his wives. He has cheated on the mothers of each and every one of his children. Ivana bore him Junior, Ivanka, and Eric. He repaid her by cheating with actress Marla Maples. Marla bore him Tiffany, and he cheated on her with Melania.

And while Melania was pregnant with Barron, he cheated on her with Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, both members of the adult entertainment industry.

There’s obviously the Access Hollywood tape, where we hear him bragging about what amounts to sexual assault, when he laughs while saying that when he sees a pretty girl, “I just start kissing. I don’t even wait. Just kiss. And when you’re a star, they let you do it.”

That makes the vulgar sentence he says after that pale in comparison.

We’ve watched him tell attractive reporters live on air that they would even have their jobs if they weren’t as good looking as they are.

But the worst thing about Donald Trump, when it comes to things of this nature, is his unnatural attraction to his own daughter. He very famously said that if she wasn’t his daughter, he might be dating her. He’s publicly remarked on her “figure.” And privately, the former president even commented during meetings in the White House about some very specific parts of Ivanka’s body and “what it might be like” to sleep with her.

But all of that brings us back to the article that came out during his presidency in a New York magazine, The Cut, which reported that back in 2003, Trump was all kinds of excited about Paris Hilton’s sex tape.

So much so, in fact, that he encouraged his daughter Ivanka to release one.

“Paris is laughing all the way to the bank, she’s got the last laugh, she’s marvelous,” Trump said at the time. From the article:

“Ivanka could not believe her father was not only idolizing an airhead heiress caught blowing a guy on a night-vision video but encouraging her to follow Paris’s lead.”

Now THAT is some Jeffrey Epstein-level stuff right there.

Of course, the White House denied any such thing had happened, but the article was based on an interview WITH IVANKA. There was no libel suit that followed.

I’d say that I wondered if Donald Trump just thinks about this stuff all the time, but I don’t. Unless I’m writing about it in the form of a recap prior to you making the most important decision in a generation this November, I prefer not to think about Donald Trump at all.