Apparently getting all jacked up on whatever he took before his Walker, Michigan rally yesterday wasn’t enough for Donald Trump. It wasn’t enough for him to stumble his way through a speech he was an hour late starting, then slur his words as he told lie after laughable lie.

No, Donnie had to stand there in front of God and everyone and tell his audience that what they were watching happen right before their eyes wasn’t actually happening.

When Trump predictably got to the part about crowd size — a topic he hasn’t been able to leave alone for the last 18 days — he did something that was absolutely impossible to explain.

He pointed to some people in the crowd who were leaving, said “The people that you see leaving?” as if to call the audience’s attention to them, and then said “Nobody ever leaves.”

That’s bizarre. See these words you’re reading? They’re not actually words. They’re expressions of disbelief at how absolutely bonkers Donald Trump is.

Read that as many times as you like. Then we’ll recap. Let’s see, where are we at this point? Oh yeah:

Those people are leaving
Nobody leaves
People do leave, but when they leave I finish up so it looks like I was done anyway
I think I’m up to speed now.

Social media caught on to the “discrepancy” between reality and Trumpworld pretty fast. “Don’t believe your own eyes or ears, just believe me,” said one commenter. “They’re all just going to the bathroom at the same time,” said another.

Maybe my favorite one was the one I actually read in Trump’s voice: “Trust me, they’re leaving.”

The whole thing sounds like a comedy routine. “I don’t breathe. And when I do breathe, I only inhale, never exhale. But if I do exhale, which I don’t, it’s only so I can breathe, and there’s room for me to inhale again. Which of course, I don’t need to do because I don’t breathe.”

Watch the comic relief yourself:

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