Film Score Calculator

Rate a film on the same five craft axes we use in every review, and see how it scores.

Your Score

2.5 / 5

How this calculator works

This tool uses the exact methodology behind the Trumpwatcher Score that appears in every one of our reviews. A film is rated on five craft axes, each from 0 to 5 in half-point steps. The final score is the plain average of the five, rounded to one decimal place — no weighting, no algorithm, no adjustment for hype. The full rationale lives on our review scoring methodology page.

What each axis means

Why score craft instead of enjoyment?

"Did I enjoy it?" is a fine question, but it tells the next viewer very little — enjoyment depends on mood, company, and expectations. Craft axes are observable: a screenplay either pays off its setups or it doesn't; a cut either controls rhythm or it doesn't. Scoring craft forces you to name why a film worked on you, which is the entire job of criticism. Try scoring a film you've seen recently, then compare your number against ours in the review archive — disagreement on a specific axis is far more interesting than disagreement on a vibe.

Frequently asked questions

What counts as a high score?

Across our published reviews, most films we recommend land between 4.0 and 4.7. A 3.x film usually has real strengths undercut by one weak axis. We deliberately avoid calling anything a masterpiece — see our editorial policy on superlatives.

Why half-point steps?

Whole points are too blunt — the difference between a 3 and a 4 screenplay is enormous — while decimals invite false precision. Half points are where honest judgement lives.

Is anything I enter saved?

No. The calculator runs entirely in your browser; nothing is transmitted or stored.